Posted: May 20th 2013
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
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Posted: May 20th 2013
I think itâs funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
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Posted: May 20th 2013
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesnât wear normal cut shorts and he said âif the sky is out, then my thighs are outâ god bless
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